You are a smart Cookie
You are educated
You are articulate
You are respected
You have dignity
You have integrity
Yet
Tenured people
Write to you
Without proper capitalization
With misspelled words
With missing punctuation
Translation
They are telling you
That the only role they see for you
Is being a dirty whore.
Because that is how they achieved their tenure.
They are NOT intelligent
They are NOT respectful
They are NOT professional
If you want their help in the company
You must become
Dumb
Disrespectful and
Unprofessional
Translation:
You need to restrict
Contact with these colleagues
Their reputation will
Sully any opportunities
That might rightfully come to you
Just because someone has been
With the company for decades
DOES NOT mean their
Mentoring you is the “Holy Grail”
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm she was getting, as the dung was actually thawing her out. She lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug her out and ate her.
Morals of this story
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6q7r80/lesson_6_of_6_the_bird_the_cat_and_the_cow_dung/
- Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
- Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
- And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
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