Category 5 Hurricane Ida

The hurricane had been blowing all night. The night Uncle Harvey died. Aunt June had expected to cremate him immediately. She was at her wits end that they might do a thorough autopsy…

It was Wednesday night. Theocratic ministry school was held every Wednesday night at McGregor Terror Congregation in Sunnyside, Texas. For a witch hiding in a cult, life is always a hoot and a holler!

On this night the plot was thicker than Tennessee maple syrup on an October morning. June had decided that Harvey had to go. He was becoming clear on the truth of his life and marriage. He thought he had the perfect wife. She never argued. She cooked every weekend. She allowed him to spend money as he liked. She never mentioned his affairs. She was involved in her field service and bible studies. She shopped at Goodwills and Salvation Armies… The mortgage? What mortgage? They lived in Madea’s house and it was paid for years ago! Harvey never used his GI Bill to buy a house.

It was a bone of contention for Bernard. Who was Bernard? Well, that was June’s twin brother fraternally. Bernard was also a war vet entitled to the GI Bill but he wanted to live in Madea’s house too! SMH.

Seriously, two war veterans fighting over a house! June was in the middle of it all. This was her husband and her twin. She sided with her husband. June was the youngest girl in the family and had been a teen age single mother. She married Harvey who was the little brother of June’s half sister’s friend named Betty Jo.

Did you get that? It is a quagmire to say the least.

Harvey was slow and lazy but dutiful. June was damaged goods and truly damaged goods. She was a thief, a liar, a glutton, with zero scruples or morals. Did she believe in God? Sure. Does she worship God? No. She has always worshiped Satan and she still does down in the south of Houston, Texas where all of her “checks” are coming due. We all must “pay what we owe”.

So, Ike came whirling into town. June figured this is the perfect opportunity to unload Harvey. Why? She needed the insurance money and she was tired of being his wife. He was becoming wise. He was asking questions. He was getting answers. He began to see her for what she really was.

He saw how she manipulated. He saw how she lied. He saw how she coerced her sisters and brothers down evil paths and then watched to see their lives fall apart. He realized that staying in Madea’s house was not because she loved him more than her twin but it was her way to destroy them BOTH.

They both fell for it. Harvey was angry. Harvey was bitter. Harvey had to go.

So, the Wednesday night meeting was the opportunity she needed. She stayed super late at the meeting talking to all the friends holding them up from going home. Later, everyone wondered why this woman was talking after the meeting with a hurricane about to make landfall?

She did not want to get home in time to save her husband’s life. She wanted him to suffer and die.

He suffered but did not die right away. He was taken to the hospital. June was there. Each time he was in stable condition through the doctors’ efforts he would be left alone with June and then another organ would fail…this went on for awhile. He was placed on life support. The doctors asked June what she wanted to do. Without hesitation, a thought or a call to family members June had them pull the plug. Harvey lingered then went down hill with June in the room willing him to just die every second.

And so he did as Hurricane Ike made landfall.

June went back home and began calling all “the friends” to tell them that Harvey had died…lastly, she called her oldest sister to give her the news. I was there and answered the phone. It was annoying to me because someone else had already called. Now here this trick was calling family LAST. Par for the course.

When people put friends before family best believe SATAN is all over that situation. Even people from the most trash families still put family first.

Remember: When family betrays family SATAN has a stronghold there. Beware.

As Hurricane Ida makes it’s way to destroy the south yet again, June is dying. She is dying. She is dying. Bernard is there waiting to meet June beyond the veil. Madea is there with Bernard waiting to meet June beyond the veil. Harvey, Betty Jo, Bernice, and Leslie are there waiting to meet June beyond the veil.

Do you think they’ll be happy to see her? Can you tell?